So there's a new scandal breaking today in the world of sports. Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, right? Maybe you'd better sit down if you're not already.
Today World Wrestling Entertainment (formally the WWF) suspended 10 or its wrestlers for failing steroids test. Can you believe it?
With all of the ugliness that has plagued professional baseball, football and basketball recently, I think I speak for sports fans everywhere when I say we were all looking to professional wrestling as the last bastion of athletics in its purest form. We all knew that with wrestling, you could trust the training and dedication of these seasoned, mature sportsmen. The whole enterprise practically gleamed with the glow of unquestionable integrity.
All I can say is I'm shocked. Shocked! I think we all need to look inside ourselves and ask what kind of a world are we leaving to future generations . . .
(and for those of you who think I'm writing this to avoid addressing the fact that I turn 31 today, I'm appalled and shocked. Shocked!!!)